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 Wysłany: Pi± 8:21, 29 Kwi 2011 Temat postu: Five Fingers 2011 A Few Bar And Nightclub Jokes |
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an walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little startled lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just circular the edge. The man then, silence as a coma, beats every shot back an after the other. The bartenders, astonished at this action of drinking turns to the man and goes “that’s a huge exertion.” The man replies “you would drink speedily also if you had what I’ve got.” Curiously the bartender asks “what have you got mate” to which the man replies “no money.”
A neutron walks into a bar and arrays a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies “no dictate.”
A man, afterward having 27 beverages at a nightclub decides apt pate home, catches his automobile keys and heads apt the car park. Struggling to hike, he eventually gets to his car, takes him 3 goes to obtain the keys into the ignition, reverses into the car park wall and drives straight through the prosperity gate. Realising his wife is by home waiting because him, a decides to pedal as rapid as feasible, swerving along the road erratically. A police car see’s this and pulls him over. The copper asks the man “mate do you understand how rapid you were working?” The male replies “How the fuck would I know, I’ve equitable had 27 drinks.”
A rabbi, a sheik and a bishop all walk into a bar together holding hands singing “hari-krishna.” The bartender says to them “what is this some kind of bad joke?”
A penguin walks into a bar and with a sense of urgency asks the bar man “sir have you watched my sibling, he’s lacking and I can’t find him” to which the bar man replies “what does he see favor?”
A man walks into a bar, and furiously yells ”all bouncer’s are assholes,Five Fingers 2011!!!” A man at the end of the bar stands up, slams his drink on the bar and screams “you better fucking take that behind.” Shocked, the man says “why, are you a bouncer?” to which he replies “no… I’m an asshole.”
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a fellow stumble out of the bar, voyage on the restrain, and grope for his keys for five minutes. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, How is this possible? The guy says “I’m the appointed decoy” |
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